coughloop:

radiohead2:

riddle me this batman. are you mad at me

(via joshpeck)

madrewrites:

seinfeldbassline:

do dyke professors exist like can you imagine her coming in with her motorcycle helmet and cargo shorts and she leans one arm against the wall and says “i ate my wife’s pussy for breakfast” wtf i want to go to college now

(via misskhep)

midiport:

people arent even trying to learn how to pirate anymore its always “where can i watch this what service is it on” never “tokyo mew mew full episodes free online no virus”

(via kirshnikweesnaw)

p0lariss:

*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*

(via thebootydiaries)

waxscoralpants:

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042:

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042:

watching this youtube video about victorian haircare wherein the woman testing the products out inhales so much alcohol fumes she gets tipsy and that’s joining lead in everything, corsets, and doctors who cured hysteria with vibrators in “reasons why victorian women loved fainting”

me walking out of my fainting room after getting my back blown out by a medical professional face covered in lead makeup walls emerald green (also containing lead) high on the cocaine i was prescribed for allergies, tightening my corset: archibald darling i am seeing ghosts

(via softpastelqueer)